Dog helps his human make food

Here’s a dog *helping his human **cook.

*Not helping

** Pour soy sauce on tofy

 


A lizard holding a leaf like a guitar

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This lizard was caught on camera holding a leaf life it’s a guitar by Indonesian photographer Aditya Permana.

Aditya said, “I did not directly photograph the lizard at first, until the lizards feel calm and comfortable around me. I noticed it looked like it was playing a guitar – and it didn’t move at all.”

He’s playing Its Not Easy Being Green, I bet.

(Via Daily Mail)

 


Guy tapes Mentos all over his body and jumps into bath of Coca Cola

You guys! How can you look at a picture of a DRESS!? AND FIND IT INTERESTING!? WHEN THERE ARE BAD THINGS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD!???

Quick, look at this instead.

PARTY ON JAPANESE GUY!

(You’d never know from this post that I am a professional writer and editor. What I should have written is “PARTY ON, JAPANESE GUY!” Because the way I wrote it looks like there is a party on the Japanese guy, and not like I am suggesting he continue his apparently lifelong party, which is actually my intention. Oh, well. It’s too late now. )

(Via Neatorama)

 

 


Bluegrass version of Thunderstruck

I just thought you might enjoy this bluegrass rendition of Thunderstruck. Fingerpickin’ good.


Poop shirt is poopy, has matching shoes

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This classic timeless shirt is patterned with the poop emoji. Created by Betabrand, it retails online for $79.20, and also has matching shoes.

Details:

Lightweight cotton with custom poo-emoji print.
Textured faux-shell buttons.
Left-side chest pocket.
Machine wash cold, line dry.
Successfully funded on Feb 05, 2015.
Made in San Francisco.

Buy here: http://www.betabrand.com/poo-emoji-button-up-short-sleeve-shirt.html

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Deep thoughts with Cookie Monster

My daughter has this singing Cookie Monster doll that won’t shut up after you press the talk button, which happens by accident all the time, like you step on it, or the cat lies down on it, or you take the talking box thing out and shove it in a drawer then you forget about it and shove something else into that same drawer in the middle of the night and SET OFF THE MOTHERFRAKKING COOKIE MONSTER AGAIN WAKING UP THE KID AND GODAMMITSOMUCH.

I hate that doll.

I might like it  a bit better if it said things like this. I said MIGHT. I’m not good at hypotheticals.


Mantis disguised as a flower eating a bee

This totally looks like a flower but it’s NOT A FLOWER. It’s a devilishly cunning BUG. Diabolical, right?

Via Geekologie


GOT Monopoly

This is Game of Throne Monopoly, which is coming out some time in the future of this year, and which, according to the HBO website features “infamous locations from the original dramatic television series, including Castle Black, Winterfell and King’s Landing.”

Do they really mean “infamous” or is that just a misuse of “famous?” I can’t actually tell here.

Anyway, players will “players will buy, sell and trade their way to sit atop the Iron Throne,” and “Collectible tokens include: Dragon Egg, Three-Eyed Raven, White Walker, Direwolf, Crown and The Iron Throne,” while,  “Custom Villages and Keeps replace traditional Houses and Hotels.”

I assume jail will be one of Lysa Arryn’s sky cell things. I probably won’t play because I get bored playing Monopoly, and also CRAZY competitive, which is kind of a weird combination. And I have literally never won a game of Monopoly in my life. I hate Monopoly. But, you know, you might want to play. So, FYI.


Motor oil, skunk, and B.O. candles, for all your air freshening needs

This company, the Stinky Candle Co., also makes candles that smell like delicious things, like chocolate chip cookies, buttered popcorn, and pickles. But it’s the body odor, skunk, and motor oil candles and such that make them cute. And urine? My first thought was “Ain’t nobody gonna buy that!” But then I realized that at the very least there will be gag gifts and that the world is a strange place.

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Rap about why you shouldn’t stay in school is brilliant

I’ve been a fan of this guy Dave for a while now, and the level of that fandom just jumped even higher. I love this. If I were 20 years younger and single I’d have a crush.


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