Have you seen this yet? It’s six minutes of grandmas smoking weed, snacking, playing board games and making sex jokes. I like the part where they need vocab lessons.
Because there aren’t enough pictures of cute things on the internet. These are from Twitter user @Kawanabesatou, who is Japanese – OBVIOUSLY – and who likes to create little scenes with hamsters serving food and beverages, then share them with us. It’s like that time the hedgehog had a birthday party and it all went to hell, only with sake.
Napoleon wasn’t short, ancient Romans didn’t eat until they puked in a vomitorium, and you can’t see the Great Wall of China from Space. I’m sorry. But you can’t.
Everybody everywhere needs to read this. If you’re one of those people that enjoy (One of those people that enjoy? One of those people that enjoys? I think it’s enjoy. But I always feel like I get this wrong) saying that people only use 10% of their brains, then you need to read it twice.
It’s an infographic listing the most popular mythconceptions, or the many things you probably thought were true but aren’t.
Thank you to David McCandless at Information is Beautiful, where you can see a larger version.
(I got this via Geekologie)
Here is a bed that looks like a pepperoni pizza. But what if you’re a vegetarian? Do they have a vegetarian option? Can I get one that’s half pepperoni and half meatless? And I like thin crust. Can you do thin crust? Extra cheese. Ooh! And can I have extra garlic? Thaaaaaaaanks.
(via the appropriately named Emotional Rainbow)
So, you know how Facebook autofills every single stupid thing as a tag, so you’re always like “NO, I DON’T WANT TO TAG BOB, I’M TRYING TO WRITE THE WORD “BORED” GODF*CKINGDAMMITWHATISWRONGWITH YOU!?”
Well, it seems that when grandparents try to type “Grandma” or “Grandpa” it autofills as Grandmaster Flash, and they don’t always catch it, so they wind up sending Facebook messages and signing them “Grandmaster Flash” – which is fitting. Geddit? Geddit? He’s sending a…messsssssage? Geddit?
And now there’s a Tumblr dedicated to the phenomenon, because even though autotagging sucks, the world is awesome.
Checkit. (Via Buzzfeed)
LOL. This is harvested from a gif, I think.
Those poor girls. That poor spider. Ain’t nobody happy. Except me. This is comedy gold.
Keep going for the gif (not sure which is the chicken and which is the egg, though)
I actually hate this trend of pranking people. What if you scare a pregnant woman half to death and she has a miscarriage or something? Assholes.
THAT BEING SAID, this is really, really funny.
Here are those pictures you’ve been waiting for from the Pied Piper Duck Show in Sydney Australia.
According to Brian Harrington, who runs the show:
“The famous dressed up ducks have their own dressmaker who individually styles each costume to a theme or era. We have covered day wear, evening wear, bridal wear, race day attire, ‘Dryzabone’ and even a Jane McGrath Foundation inspired gown. They are currently showcasing costumes from the 1800’s era as well as favourites from the past.”
(Via My Modern Met)
“No, you stoppit.”
“OK. Let’s all stoppit.”
“No, you stoppit.”
I want a doooooog! I want a dog. I WANT A DOG.