My job had me surfing the web today looking for “Rock Gods.” This is because I was commenting on a UK poll of 4000 people in which people voted Freddie Mercury the Ultimate Rock God. The list was as follows:
Top 10 Ultimate Rock Gods
1. Freddie Mercury
2. Elvis Presley
3. Jon Bon Jovi
4. David Bowie
5. Jimi Hendrix
6. Ozzy Osbourne
7. Kurt Cobain
8. Slash
9. Bono
10. Mick Jagger
Obviously it’s a joke as there are so many things wrong with it it’s hard to know where to start, the lack of David Coverdale being the most obvious. And you can’t have a list of ROCK GODS without ROBERT PLANT on it. He is THE rock god. THIS HAS ME CONFUSED SO I THINK I’LL JUST PUT THE CAPS LOCK KEY DOWN FOR A LITTLE WHILE. THERE I FEEL A BIT BETTER.
Anyhoodle, while googling around on the subject of “rock gods” I came across this question on Yahoo answers:
Do you think that God made rock n roll for a reason? Maybe it was corrupted along the way….?
Everything is made for a reason…
There has to be a reason to rock n roll or heavy metal. And its not just Christian Rock.
What? Whoa. I…I don’t…man.
The best thing about this question is that it’s marked as “resolved.” So, there you go.
