Pot vending machine

Pot vending machine needs your drivers license. Dispenses “pot products.” Then this report degenerates into caviar and night crawlers. I dunno.


50 Cent joins forces with Jehovah’s Witnesses to get deaf people to stop masturbating*

You’ve already seen this, right?

My husband sent it to me months ago and I was so busy watching it 27 times that I forgot to post it.

Anyway, in case you haven’t seen it…

* I’m kidding. I’m pretty sure Fitty isn’t actually involved here.


Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight” drum fill looped for a half hour

Because you know how when you listen to Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight” and you get to the drum fill you always think “Man, I wish this was a half hour long!”

 


This is not a parrot

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I got body painted once and it turned out to be one of the worst things I’ve ever had to endure. Standing still for hoooooooooooours, and hours, and hours. And the paint was icky, then itchy. Then there was a photoshoot (it was for some Canadian fashion magazine. I forget which one). And I think I got paid, like 75 bucks.

So, I doubt this woman is having much fun.

Still, the result is much cooler than mine was. She’s a BIRD!

The artist is Johannes Stotter, “BODYPAINTING WORLD CHAMPION 2012 category brush/sponge.” Did you there was a BODYPAINTING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP (in all caps, no less), and that is has categories???

Stotter also does frogs. And other things. Check out the video below.

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(Via The Daily Mail)


Man goes to huge Magic: the Gathering tournament. Poses next to butt cracks.

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My friend posted a picture of himself on Facebook with his cat on his head, and that is my favourite picture of the day.

My other favourite pictures of the day? These.

Redditor and genius OB1FBM explains, “I participated in one of the biggest Magic: the Gathering tournaments of all time this weekend. In an effort to document it, I posed for pictures near people with exposed asscracks. I present to you Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle.”

This project really requires no further explanation.

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(If you want to see more mancracks go to OB1′s Imgur page)


Hairpiece plays Huey Lewis songs on piano

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Bored? Old Spice has a thing where you can type in a Huey Lewis song and a hairpiece will play it on piano.

I used to wear a wig sometimes, back in the 1990s, for fun. It never did anything interesting by itself.

Go here to amuse yourself: https://www.thatsthepowerofhair.com/#/

 


The best cello rendition of ACDC’s Thunderstruck you’ll hear all day

This is actually amazing.

I have mixed feeling about symphonic metal, metal acts playing with orchestras, and string covers of metal tracks (which are usually Metallica tracks). But this? This.  THIS.

These guys are Luka Sulic and Stjepan Hauser of Croatia, known as 2Cellos.


Kiddie lit style illustrations from R-rated movies by Pixar artist

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These are awesome. I didn’t know all the movies but I think I got most of them.

They’re by Pixar storyboard artist, Josh Cooley, who has worked on some of the company’s biggest movies, including Up and The Incredibles. He’s created a book titled Movies R Fun!: A Collection of Cinematic Classics for the Pre-(Film) School Cinephile.

You can see more from the book here.

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100 year old BFFs talk pop culture

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Here are two women with a lot of life experience – friends since 2nd grade and 100 years old – talking about selfies, twerking, iPhones, Justin Beaver and the baby name North.


Swedish marines perform Greased Lightning

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Oh my god! Like, two days ago my husband and I were in the kitchen singing Greased Lightning and noting what a filthy song it is for a movie that was rated PG-13 in 1978.

“You won’t get any shit, cuz you’re gettin’ lots of tit…”

“You are supreme, the chicks’ll cream for Grease Lightning…”

“You know that I ain’t bragging, she’s a real pussy wagon…”

I mean whaaaaaaaat? Even today this would be racy for PG-13. Dudes blowing each other’s heads off and dismembering the bodies, sure, but PUSSY WAGON? Chicks’ll cream? Ohemgee.

So, maybe that’s why I appreciate this video of Swedish Marines recreating Greased Lightning as much as I do. Or because it’s they’re ADORABLE. Come on. Where can I get a Swedish Marine of my very own? Is there, like, a pound or a shelter or something? PM me!


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