Wookiee hoodie

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This hoodie called the I Am Chewie by We Love Fine makes you look like Chewbacca from the waist up. I like it. It will probably come in handy if you find yourself in a hostile neighbourhood on Kashyyyk and want to blend it, as long as you’re sitting down, of course, like driving your car. As soon as you stood up and weren’t wearing Wookiee pants your cover would be blown.

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Crazy detailed Big Trouble In Little China sleeve tattoo

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Holy cats, this guy really liked the Movie Big Trouble In Little China, I guess. I know it’s supposed to be like this huge classic that everyone loves and everything but to be honest I didn’t even make it through the damn thing, which I recently tried to watch. No so this guy, obvs.

The ink is by Paul Acker at Deep Six Tattoos, should you want one yourself, and it is apparently not finished yet.

(Via Geekologie)

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Golden Girls LEGO set could be yours if you make it so

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I know of some people who will plotz at the sight of this.

You can help make it a reality by supporting it LEGO Ideas, where user Lostsleep writes:

“This is a recreation of the Golden Girls House used in filming the popular 1980’s show that is still watched daily around the world.   It is the Foyer, Living Room, and Kitchen built like a TV set, with one wall removed and a full view into the space.  It comes with 5 minifigures including Dorothy, Rose, Sophia, Blanche, and Stanley.  It has been meticulously recreated to have opening cupboards and fridge in the kitchen, Wicker Sofa and Chairs, a hallway backdrop, a storage closet in the kitchen, and an outdoor area with potted plants and a hose.

“I have recreated many classic scenes from the show, including a visit from Burt Reynolds, Rose shooting Blanche’s Vase, Dorothy Playing “Grab That Dough” and Rose rescuing her Teddy Bear from a mean little girl.”

 

 

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How to become gluten intolerant

This video is way over-long. And at first I thought the exaggeration for effect was overdone (YES, I thought it over exaggerated and that is totally not redundant here), but then I remembered the time I was at an event that actually had an abundance of food options for people’s various intolerances and proclivities and this woman made the biggest production over the fact that a knife that had been used on a with-gluten cake had touched a non-gluten cake. And, sure, maybe she had Celiac disease, but it’s funny, you know, because the one and only card-carrying Celiac person I actually know would NEVER behave that way.

ANYWAY.

Video.


Bluegrass version of Thunderstruck

I just thought you might enjoy this bluegrass rendition of Thunderstruck. Fingerpickin’ good.


Poop shirt is poopy, has matching shoes

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This classic timeless shirt is patterned with the poop emoji. Created by Betabrand, it retails online for $79.20, and also has matching shoes.

Details:

Lightweight cotton with custom poo-emoji print.
Textured faux-shell buttons.
Left-side chest pocket.
Machine wash cold, line dry.
Successfully funded on Feb 05, 2015.
Made in San Francisco.

Buy here: http://www.betabrand.com/poo-emoji-button-up-short-sleeve-shirt.html

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Deep thoughts with Cookie Monster

My daughter has this singing Cookie Monster doll that won’t shut up after you press the talk button, which happens by accident all the time, like you step on it, or the cat lies down on it, or you take the talking box thing out and shove it in a drawer then you forget about it and shove something else into that same drawer in the middle of the night and SET OFF THE MOTHERFRAKKING COOKIE MONSTER AGAIN WAKING UP THE KID AND GODAMMITSOMUCH.

I hate that doll.

I might like it  a bit better if it said things like this. I said MIGHT. I’m not good at hypotheticals.


GOT Monopoly

This is Game of Throne Monopoly, which is coming out some time in the future of this year, and which, according to the HBO website features “infamous locations from the original dramatic television series, including Castle Black, Winterfell and King’s Landing.”

Do they really mean “infamous” or is that just a misuse of “famous?” I can’t actually tell here.

Anyway, players will “players will buy, sell and trade their way to sit atop the Iron Throne,” and “Collectible tokens include: Dragon Egg, Three-Eyed Raven, White Walker, Direwolf, Crown and The Iron Throne,” while,  “Custom Villages and Keeps replace traditional Houses and Hotels.”

I assume jail will be one of Lysa Arryn’s sky cell things. I probably won’t play because I get bored playing Monopoly, and also CRAZY competitive, which is kind of a weird combination. And I have literally never won a game of Monopoly in my life. I hate Monopoly. But, you know, you might want to play. So, FYI.


Rap about why you shouldn’t stay in school is brilliant

I’ve been a fan of this guy Dave for a while now, and the level of that fandom just jumped even higher. I love this. If I were 20 years younger and single I’d have a crush.


Mazel Tov motherf*cker. It’s the Dr. Dreidel.

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Hanukkah just got real up in this piece. I need this toy right now, to go with my Ludacrismas presents. Because we’re a dual faith household. OK, that didn’t work so well but I am pressed for time. Big Daddy Candy Kanes? Oy. Even worse. Never mind. I’ll leave it to the professionals.

Like artist artist Hannah Rothstein who created the Dr. Dreidel. Its conception needs no explanation, natch.

According to her website:

“Each Dr. Dre face has been carefully chosen to correlate with the ‘aftermath’ of the dreidel’s spin.

  • ג  Gimmel, ‘take all,’ is a dreidel player’s dream. It gets a thumbs up from a happy Dr. Dre.
  • ה Hay, ‘take half,’ is no reason to party, but isn’t too shabby, hence the mildly smug portrait or Dr. Dre.
  • נ Nun, ‘nothing happens,’ is a boring outcome. A dead-pan Dr. Dre affirms this.
  • ש Shin, ‘put one in,’ is pretty depressing; the dreidel player loses an M & M or other such playing piece. But shins are seldom a chronic problem in dreidel. Dr. Dre’s definitely overreacting.”

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