It’s Friday. So, let’s watch Benedict Cumberbatch reading R. Kelly lyrics on Jimmy Kimmel.
“Bodies so freaking soft. I can’t wait to turn you on….You got me like, la la la la la, baby. Is how you make me feel, baby. I can feel your body flowers, while I’m kissing on your thighs…”
I just happened to have the “Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch” pic lying around, so figured I might as well use it.
For Movember, this guy grew a moustache that turned into a chest hair cat. Ha! Geddit? Cheshire cat? Chest hair cat? Mercy.
Jonathan Burnside explained, “I just did a handlebar moustache and then cut half of it off. I made a template to get the basic shape. Then I shaved negative space lines for the details, which did not show up on camera. Then my wife did an outline in eye liner, which also did not show up on camera. Then I just went ahead and outlined it in Sharpie.”
You can see his Movember page here: http://us.movember.com/mospace/970850
I have mixed feelings about Movember.
First of all, it’s kind of pink ribbony. Dudes growing moustaches doesn’t necessarily translate into more money for cancer research. Second: I understand there’s a bit of a question over the veracity with which the medical community is now pursuing prostate cancer, and that it’s possible that aggressive treatments might kill you faster than the cancer itself, which is often slow growing.
That being said, I do love a man in a moustache.
Regardless, I just wanted to get that out there and it doesn’t actually matter what I think because (it must have been love but) it’s over now. And it’s time for Decembeaver. YAY! Get ready ladies to chuck those razors and kiss your waxer goodbye until the new year!
Some dude named Jack Vale has taken it upon himself to demonstrate what should be obvious to all of us but, clearly, isn’t: everything you post online, including your personal information, is available to everyone else to find.
It’s disturbing how clueless these people are. They think he’s PSYCHIC!!! Even better are the tools who threaten to call the cops - after he tells them the truth. Way to go, geniuses.
Here’s the thing: this is kinda funny but it’s also kind of not. People can find you based on what you post online. Be aware of that.
If you’ve ever looked at a Thomas Kinkade painting and thought “You know, what this scene really needs is some stormtroopers or a walker,” then you’re in luck!
An artist who appears to be simultaneously named Roland Deschane and Jeff Bennett has gone and incorporated Star Wars characters and vehicles into Kinkade’s works, wreaking havoc and whatnot. And it is a joy to behold.
Check out the rest of them at Deviant Art.
(Via Incredible Things)
I’m a little late to this party but whatever. I have a baby.
This is not a real product but this video is still pretty funny. Enjoy, if you haven’t seen it yet either.
This is almost the most fun I’ve had all day. It would be the most fun I’ve had all day but I went to the park and put a six month old on the swings, then I had delicious tacos at this place called La Carnita, which seems like a bit of a hipster douche hangout but we were there early so it was pretty empty and the food was awesome.
Anyhoodle, this was still pretty fun. Take this quiz! Is it an Ikea item or a death metal band? I scored 10 out of 20. Can you do better?
Check out this video of café customers getting pranked by a woman using her angry “telekinetic powers” to drag a guy up a wall, move tables and make books fly off shelves. It’s a brilliant promotion for a new movie, and I’m sure you can guess which one.
Clever as it is, I have to admit that if I was in that café, I’d be pretty pissed off, because I would have been absolutely terrified and I would probably have been holding a baby and YOU JUST DON’T DO THAT TO A MOTHER HOLDING A BABY! Gawd. Jerks.
In general I really do think these things, which are becoming really common, are cruel and horrible and possibly dangerous. I have images of someone having a miscarriage or something out of fear.
But this one is really amazingly well done, I just have to admit.
Here is a video of a man snorting paint and shooting it out of his eyes onto canvas.
His name is Leandro Granato and he’s from Argentina. He looks very serious.
Here is a video a woman named Marina Shifrin made of herself dancing to Yeezy to let her boss know she is quitting her job. It will restore your faith, if not in humanity, then, at the very least in quitting. Look how happy she is!
I should have done this at this one gig I had but instead I waited around until my contract ran out, like a chump.
If I could turn back time I’d do this. I’d also not shave my head that second time and I TOTALLY would not date that tattoo artist. He was a dick.
UPDATE: The company, Next Animation, made a response video, dancing, showing off their rooftop pool, wishing Marina well and announcing that they’re hiring. Good times all around. That video is below the original.