Florida couple told their 2-faced kitty is a “beast” and to kill it
Posted: February 5, 2012 Filed under: pop culture, Random Stuff Leave a comment »
Check out this adorable Janus kitten.
Pros:
1. The couple that owns him is adorable.
2. His mom seems to have taken to him as well, which isn’t always the case with Janus cats.
3. His name is Harvey Dent.
Cons:
1. The odds of survival are against him.
2. They might not be able to afford his vet bills.
3. If you live in Port Charlotte, Florida, people on Craigslist tell you a black cat with two faces is an “abomination” and that you’re evil if you don’t kill it.
Awesome new menswear line from Thom Browne
Posted: January 25, 2012 Filed under: fashion, pop culture, Random Stuff Leave a comment »I was gonna get this outfit for David but I’m not sure he’d have anywhere to wear it. How come nobody ever invites us to Fetish parties at Eton? Or to Pinhead’s Oxford graduation? My friends suck.
See the rest of this guy Thom Browne’s menswear collection here at Super Punch. (via Laughing Squid)
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Totally the best effing hardcore song by an 8 yr old you will hear today
Posted: January 20, 2012 Filed under: Entertainment, music, pop culture Leave a comment »
This is Juliet. She’s eight and Australian she wrote a hardcore song and it is the best hardcore song by an eight year old you will hear ALL DAY. The YouTube page reads:
“8 yr old Juliet teamed up with the hottest producer ROB SHARPE this school holidays and smashed out this BRUTAL track.. Juliet takes you on a journey of her love for her dog, Robert and how her pet fish stink even tho Juliet has zero sense of smell. The Australian Hardcore scene will never be the same!!”
Robert, the dog is really cute.
You can buy the T-shirt here…and the song will soon be available for purchase.
Let’s open up this pit. (via Laughing Squid)
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R.I.P. Johnny Otis…of Snatch and the Poontangs (among other things)
Posted: January 20, 2012 Filed under: music, pop culture, Random Stuff Leave a comment »
R.I.P. Johhny Otis, bandleader, multi-instrumentalist, songwriter, producer, talent scout, deejay, “Godfather of R&B.” Otis died Tuesday in Los Angeles at age 90.
Here’s a 1969 recording Otis made as Snatch and the Poontangs with his son Shuggie on guitar and Delmar “Mighty Mouth” Evans on vocals. Yep. Snatch and the Poontangs.
Florida: Call # on sign to report missing sign. Wait..what?
Posted: January 19, 2012 Filed under: Entertainment, music, pop culture, Random Stuff 1 Comment »
This is an actual thing, and not a hoax.
John Stossel of Fox Business called The Florida Department of Revenue and asked for an explanation. He was told, “A vending machine operator that does not place the notice on the machine presumably is not in compliance with the other requirements such as registration and payment of the tax.”
So, it just like Van Halen’s famous rider clause demanding no brown M&M’s anywhere in the backstage area on penalty of forfeiture of the show with full payment to the band. This has gone down in legend as an example of the band’s diva behaviour at the height of their career (late 70′s-early 80s). But in reality it was a test to see that producers were paying attention, since VH gigs were so technically complex for the time. David Lee Roth explained in his 1997 book Crazy from the Heat, “ if I saw a brown M&M in that bowl . . . well, line-check the entire production. Guaranteed you’re going to arrive at a technical error. They didn’t read the contract. Guaranteed you’d run into a problem. Sometimes it would threaten to just destroy the whole show. Something like, literally, life-threatening.”
See? The same! Sort of.
But the question remains…if the sign is missing, how do we know what number to call?
(Image via popehat)
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Supercut of Lionel Richie’s Hello!
Posted: January 17, 2012 Filed under: Entertainment, music, pop culture, Random Stuff, Uncategorized Leave a comment »
This made my day. Ha! Someone took the time to go through all these movies just so they could put together a video of actors saying the lyrics to Lionel Richie’s “Hello,” It’s so weird that this is a thing.
Last week I found one of Obama “singing” Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way.” Who. Has. This. Sort. Of. Time? WHO? (Oh, actually, I have an answer. For the first one, anyway. This guy)
I sometimes wish I wasn’t the sort of person who needed eight hours of sleep a night, as I often think one thing that’s holding me back from incredible success is my sleep requirements. The things I could accomplish with three or four more hours in a day! Is the work of an insomniac? Is this what people with extra time on their hands do? Or is there some sort of software that does it for you?
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Finally. Jaws: the 3D porn version
Posted: January 13, 2012 Filed under: Entertainment, pop culture, Random Stuff 1 Comment »
The third dimension is terror, hot, sexy terror.
If, when you saw Jaws 3D back in 1983, you thought to yourself, “This would make a much better porn flick,” you’re in luck!
Hustler has teamed up with Adam and Eve for the porn parody This Ain’t Jaws XXX.
The sex parody features Alexis Ford, Jayden Cole, Phoenix Marie, Lily LaBeau, Dale DaBone and Evan Stone. Those names mean nothing to me but if you’re a follower of the XXX scene, they might mean something to you.
The film was shot entirely in 3D
The movie comes out January 31. Here’s the trailer. It doesn’t tell you much about the plot, and you probably don’t get the full experience without the 3D glasses. (via Horror Year Book)
Fake Facebook girlfriend for 50 cents a day!
Posted: January 13, 2012 Filed under: pop culture, Random Stuff 1 Comment »
Tired of being single in the eyes of your online peers? For just pennies a day, or the price of about a quarter of a cup of coffee, you can now have a fake girlfriend on your Facebook page. The message, from Cathy, reads:
“I’ll be your girlfriend on facebook for 10 days. I’m Cathy, a 23 year old student and I live in New York city. There’s a second option by the way: If you want a few messages (3 max.) on your profile to make somone jealous that’s also possible, just send me the message(s) and the facebook-link! byebye!x (I don’t! do any promotional stuff!)” Whatever that last part means is anyone’s guess.
Apparently this is a thing. Neatorama, where I found the link, points to cloudgirlfriend.com, a site that seems to allow you to create your own virtual girlfriend and that bears the tagline “The best way to get a girlfriend is to already have one.”
I have to admit it makes a certain amount of sense. Women do tend to go after taken men, as we assume there must be something wrong with single ones (and let’s be honest, there often is).
But Cathy? That business model kind of sucks. You’d have to have 100 customers to make $500 over ten days, which really isn’t good money. And it seems that if things were to reach a point where you were actually making a decent living, at some point, someone might notice that hundreds of dudes have the same girlfriend. It’s really a small world out there, despite what you’ve heard. Unless you’re going to set up different accounts for each boyfriend, and then the trouble would totally outweigh the benefits. Also, word will eventually get out that you get around and you will feel the need to explain that you were just faking it for money, essentially outing all your clients. Haven’t you seen Easy A? Watch it. It’s a good movie. But things do not go well for Emma Stone’s character until she realizes that pretending to have sex for money is no way to go through life. Get a job.
Or don’t. What do I care?
She’s actually probably got it all figured out and this is going to put her through school and buy a mansion. I suck at economics.
Unicorn poop cookies
Posted: January 12, 2012 Filed under: pop culture, Random Stuff, Uncategorized Leave a comment »
I want to make these cookies…or rather, I really want someone to make these cookies for me because I can’t be bothered to make cookies. Unicorn poop! They are sparkly cookies and they look like unicorn poop! Or at least unicorn poop as imagined by kristylynn84 on instructables.com (via Laughing Squid). Kristylynn84, who is probably very popular, explains:
“Unicorns may manage their elusiveness but they left behind some fanciful evidence of their existence and I was able to recreate their leavings.
“This unicorn poop, in reality, has a funny story. I told my mom that I was making some “Unicorn Sneezes” and she said “when are you going to make your unicorn sh*t?” And then it hit me…Great idea, Mom! It will take a dirty spin and become unicorn poop, instead! She doesn’t want the credit for encouraging me, but I still thank her. Haha. BTW: These things are sparkly to the max. Even more-so than ANY art project.”
The poop, she says, is made of sugar cookies, rainbow dragees, rainbow star sprinkles, white sparkle gel, and rainbow disco dust.
Kristylynn shows you how to make them over on instructables, of course, because that’s what the website is FOR.
I got curious about what other unicorn-related ingestibles are out there, besides, like, unicorn cupcakes and other things that seem pretty obvious (and delicious, don’t get me wrong) – unicorn steak? Kidding! Oh, wow, I am going to hell for that one – and managed to find a recipe for a unicorn cocktail. Well, there are a few out there but this one was the most disgusting looking:
Unicorn Recipe
1 dash Midori Melon Liqueur
1 part Vodka
1 part Brandy
1 part Coffee Liqueur
1 dash Cointreau
2 parts Irish Cream
2 parts Milk
Barf.
F—in’ sale!
Posted: January 10, 2012 Filed under: pop culture, Random Stuff Leave a comment »
Oh, Japan. I don’t even know what to say.
