There’s something beautiful about this. And a little disturbing.
Redditor Jamesahyoung spent his first Halloween as an amputee really working the theme, as a shark attack victim.
Asked if he lost his arm and leg in a shark attack, he replied, ”Nope, this was just a costume idea I got from redditors. I tripped and fell under a train I was running for.”
He adds, “I paid the fare and it only took me 50 meters, so I’m out of pocket really too.”
So, dude’s sense of humour is intact. Amazing.
Here is an incredibly weird anti-porn PSA. That is all.
This is what happens when a twerking video goes horribly, horribly wrong.
It’s OK though, because she was fine. At least fine enough to post the video with the explanation, “I tried making a sexy twerk video for my boyfriend and things got a little too hot :)”
One of the amusing things here, and there are a few, is the idea that this would have been a sexy video had she not, you know, caught on fire. I don’t understand the kids these days.
I think the commenter who posted this sums it up best:
“This is so stupid. First if you going to twerk on a door make sure it is locked so it won’t open. Or just don’t twerk on a door or at all. And second STOP DROP AND ROLL. Don’t flounder around on the couch like a fish out of water. What’s with the four candles why do you need so many?? It is light out, not even one is needed. And the coffee table. it’s glass nothing good ever comes from a glass coffee table!.”
Remember this kids: IF YOU ARE GOING TO TWERK AGAINST A DOOR MAKE SURE IT IS LOCKED SO IT WON’T OPEN. I can’t stress that enough. And NOTHING good ever comes from a glass coffee table. Nothing.
I wonder if she knows the tag on her pants is sticking out. So embarrassing.
This actually made me tear up a little.
Watch this dance routine by women in windows in (what I assume is) Amsterdam’s red light district. Then wait for the punchline.
Check out these superneat Blade Runner action figures by Scott Pettersen.
Apparently, he’s just a fan who decided to make them for himself, and each one takes two to three months to make.
The faces are amazing, and the detail on the clothes is…er…also amazing. I’m tired.
Read all about Scott and his action figures over at Geek Exchange.
Ever wonder who’s more cognitively impaired, the drunk guy or the stoned dude? This guy got farked up both ways and tried out a bunch of stuff like dancing and making phone calls. The results will be obvious to those of us who know both drunks and stoners.
(Via Incredible Things)
Check it out. Pornhub has shared the top three search terms for triple X material by state and created a nifty map.
It’s not the first such map I’ve seen.
I wrote a blurb a few months ago about another map, on PornMD, that does the same thing. (I don’t know if it ever got published because it was for a magazine that has since declared bankruptcy while owing me thousands, which I’ll never see because who can deal with all that legal crap when you’ve just had a baby? It really ticked me off. Bastards. ANYWAY…)
They’re not identical. First of all, Pornhub doesn’t include Canada, while PornMD informs us that we like to search for “asian,” “teen” and “MILF.”
There are similarities, though, such as New Yorkers searching for “Milf” and either “teen” or “college,” but one map showed Kentuckians searching first for “free gay porn” while this is totally absent from the other. At least Kansasians (Kansites? Kansish?) always like their “creampie.”
Pornhub also shows who’s watching how much. Mississippi is hands down watching the most.
Check out both maps:
http://public.tableausoftware.com/shared/HR9SZ66TW?:display_count=yes (via Laughing Squid)
One has to assume this farmer in the netherlands is raising these pigs for the only reason anyone ever raises pigs (insert bacon joke here), but at least they’re having fun in the meantime.
It’s sad and nice at the same time, and a sight for sore eyes after all those horrible pictures of pigs in tiny cages that have been circulating on Facebook.
I love this. Twenty-six musical genres in one song, in alphabetical order.
And I learned new genres, like Xoomi (A type of Tuvan throat singing) and Zouk (“a fast tempo carnival style of music originating from the Caribbean islands of Guadeloupe and Martinique, popularized by the French Antilles kassav in the 1980s,” says Wikipedia.)
Here are the lyrics to the song, worth the price of admission, right there:
oh my god!
my bleeding heart bleeds blood for you, woah, woah
traveling down this lonely road, woah
facing my hurt, hurting my face, yeah yeah yeah
i chainsaw your face off, watching your brains rotting, kid
drain your veins raw, straining your esophagus
위하여, 음악에 미친 널 [we-hah-yeo, umage michin null]
위하여, 술잔에 비친 널 [we-hah-yeo suljane bichin null]
[translation: "cheers to you who are crazy for the music! / cheers to you who are reflected on the (wine) glass!"]
finding the truth
take it back
finding the truth
as we fight to the death
il mio amore è corrisposto
we all dance to the polka
for it is so fun
still dancing to the polka
with my accordion
love is everywhere
smoke is in the air
pick it up, pick it up!
oi! oi! oi! oi!
pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
oi! oi! oi! oi!
a to z, z, z
a to z, z, z
a to z
as we cross the open seas
twoards the call of war
our axes we’ll free
guided by the hand of thor
yeah yeah yeah
and our love will never end
Here is a picture of a fork stuck in a man’s penis. Poor dude. He had a rough day. I wonder how the thought process goes that leads one to stick a fork in one’s penis – ALL THE WAY INTO one’s penis.
“Doctors considered several retrieval options before deciding to pull the fork free using forceps and ‘copious lubrication’ while the patient was under a general anaesthetic.”
I hope someone gave him a hug after the ordeal.