Supercut of Lionel Richie’s Hello!
Posted: January 17, 2012 Filed under: Entertainment, music, pop culture, Random Stuff, Uncategorized Leave a comment »
This made my day. Ha! Someone took the time to go through all these movies just so they could put together a video of actors saying the lyrics to Lionel Richie’s “Hello,” It’s so weird that this is a thing.
Last week I found one of Obama “singing” Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way.” Who. Has. This. Sort. Of. Time? WHO? (Oh, actually, I have an answer. For the first one, anyway. This guy)
I sometimes wish I wasn’t the sort of person who needed eight hours of sleep a night, as I often think one thing that’s holding me back from incredible success is my sleep requirements. The things I could accomplish with three or four more hours in a day! Is the work of an insomniac? Is this what people with extra time on their hands do? Or is there some sort of software that does it for you?
Awesomely weird rural girl clogs to The Cure, Siouxsie, Bowie
Posted: January 16, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized 1 Comment »
I love this girl. Spinner.ca is calling her videos “viral” which seems like a bit of a stretch, considering they’ve only got a few thousand views each…still, they brought her to my attention. This 17-year-old from “somewhere in central Georgia” is letting her freak flag fly and is my WTF of the day. She calls herself the “Rocker Clogger” and makes videos of herself clog dancing in her backyard to music like The Cure, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Johnny Cash and David Bowie, then posts them on her YouTube channel. And she has a pet donkey. I am totally jealous of her weirdness. I bet she doesn’t care what kids in high school think of her, because there’s no WAY she’s popular, right? I wish I’d had the guts to be this weird at that age and didn’t give a damn. Of course, there’s the problem that I wasn’t NEARLY this interesting. My main interests were smoking, boys and um…I think I might have been reading some Anne Rice novels. I didn’t have much substance…also, I’m probably off. All the cool kids in rural Georgia are probably clogging it up to eighties alternative and little Rocker Clogger here is going to be the damn Homecoming Queen.
I also really want to know what lives in the coop behind her. Chickens? Badgers? Adam Ant?
Finally. Jaws: the 3D porn version
Posted: January 13, 2012 Filed under: Entertainment, pop culture, Random Stuff 1 Comment »
The third dimension is terror, hot, sexy terror.
If, when you saw Jaws 3D back in 1983, you thought to yourself, “This would make a much better porn flick,” you’re in luck!
Hustler has teamed up with Adam and Eve for the porn parody This Ain’t Jaws XXX.
The sex parody features Alexis Ford, Jayden Cole, Phoenix Marie, Lily LaBeau, Dale DaBone and Evan Stone. Those names mean nothing to me but if you’re a follower of the XXX scene, they might mean something to you.
The film was shot entirely in 3D
The movie comes out January 31. Here’s the trailer. It doesn’t tell you much about the plot, and you probably don’t get the full experience without the 3D glasses. (via Horror Year Book)
Don’t tell me how to live
Posted: January 13, 2012 Filed under: Random Stuff Leave a comment »
By David Jager & Elizabeth Bromstein, Inspired by Buffy Childerhose, because she’s farkin’ funny.
Fake Facebook girlfriend for 50 cents a day!
Posted: January 13, 2012 Filed under: pop culture, Random Stuff 1 Comment »
Tired of being single in the eyes of your online peers? For just pennies a day, or the price of about a quarter of a cup of coffee, you can now have a fake girlfriend on your Facebook page. The message, from Cathy, reads:
“I’ll be your girlfriend on facebook for 10 days. I’m Cathy, a 23 year old student and I live in New York city. There’s a second option by the way: If you want a few messages (3 max.) on your profile to make somone jealous that’s also possible, just send me the message(s) and the facebook-link! byebye!x (I don’t! do any promotional stuff!)” Whatever that last part means is anyone’s guess.
Apparently this is a thing. Neatorama, where I found the link, points to cloudgirlfriend.com, a site that seems to allow you to create your own virtual girlfriend and that bears the tagline “The best way to get a girlfriend is to already have one.”
I have to admit it makes a certain amount of sense. Women do tend to go after taken men, as we assume there must be something wrong with single ones (and let’s be honest, there often is).
But Cathy? That business model kind of sucks. You’d have to have 100 customers to make $500 over ten days, which really isn’t good money. And it seems that if things were to reach a point where you were actually making a decent living, at some point, someone might notice that hundreds of dudes have the same girlfriend. It’s really a small world out there, despite what you’ve heard. Unless you’re going to set up different accounts for each boyfriend, and then the trouble would totally outweigh the benefits. Also, word will eventually get out that you get around and you will feel the need to explain that you were just faking it for money, essentially outing all your clients. Haven’t you seen Easy A? Watch it. It’s a good movie. But things do not go well for Emma Stone’s character until she realizes that pretending to have sex for money is no way to go through life. Get a job.
Or don’t. What do I care?
She’s actually probably got it all figured out and this is going to put her through school and buy a mansion. I suck at economics.
Unicorn poop cookies
Posted: January 12, 2012 Filed under: pop culture, Random Stuff, Uncategorized Leave a comment »
I want to make these cookies…or rather, I really want someone to make these cookies for me because I can’t be bothered to make cookies. Unicorn poop! They are sparkly cookies and they look like unicorn poop! Or at least unicorn poop as imagined by kristylynn84 on instructables.com (via Laughing Squid). Kristylynn84, who is probably very popular, explains:
“Unicorns may manage their elusiveness but they left behind some fanciful evidence of their existence and I was able to recreate their leavings.
“This unicorn poop, in reality, has a funny story. I told my mom that I was making some “Unicorn Sneezes” and she said “when are you going to make your unicorn sh*t?” And then it hit me…Great idea, Mom! It will take a dirty spin and become unicorn poop, instead! She doesn’t want the credit for encouraging me, but I still thank her. Haha. BTW: These things are sparkly to the max. Even more-so than ANY art project.”
The poop, she says, is made of sugar cookies, rainbow dragees, rainbow star sprinkles, white sparkle gel, and rainbow disco dust.
Kristylynn shows you how to make them over on instructables, of course, because that’s what the website is FOR.
I got curious about what other unicorn-related ingestibles are out there, besides, like, unicorn cupcakes and other things that seem pretty obvious (and delicious, don’t get me wrong) – unicorn steak? Kidding! Oh, wow, I am going to hell for that one – and managed to find a recipe for a unicorn cocktail. Well, there are a few out there but this one was the most disgusting looking:
Unicorn Recipe
1 dash Midori Melon Liqueur
1 part Vodka
1 part Brandy
1 part Coffee Liqueur
1 dash Cointreau
2 parts Irish Cream
2 parts Milk
Barf.
F—in’ sale!
Posted: January 10, 2012 Filed under: pop culture, Random Stuff Leave a comment »
Oh, Japan. I don’t even know what to say.
Test your 90s movie knowledge by letter and image
Posted: January 10, 2012 Filed under: Entertainment, pop culture, Random Stuff Leave a comment »
These are fun. It’s a collection of movie alphabet posters – and you have to figure out the movie by the letter and image — from designer Stephen Wildish (via Laughing Squid). I totally rocked the 90s one, which is why I posted it here, but fared less well (still WELL, though) on the others. At least I think I did. It’s a bummer that I can’t find the answers anywhere, so maybe I’m just making stuff up. But I don’t think I am and I think that just proves I had the most time for watching movies during the 90s.
Have a go at it. And check out the rest of them at Wildish’s site.
Almost 3 minutes of rappers spelling their own names
Posted: January 6, 2012 Filed under: Uncategorized 1 Comment »Hey! It’s E-L-I-Z-A-B-E-T-H talking to you! Or N-I-Z-Z-I-E when I’m feeling special. This video of thirty years of rappers spelling their own names just made me so happy I can’t even tell you.
