Unicorn poop cookies

I want to make these cookies…or rather, I really want someone to make these cookies for me because I can’t be bothered to make cookies. Unicorn poop! They are sparkly cookies and they look like unicorn poop! Or at least unicorn poop as imagined by kristylynn84 on instructables.com (via Laughing Squid). Kristylynn84, who is probably very popular, explains:

“Unicorns may manage their elusiveness but they left behind some fanciful evidence of their existence and I was able to recreate their leavings.

“This unicorn poop, in reality, has a funny story.  I told my mom that I was making some “Unicorn Sneezes” and she said “when are you going to make your unicorn sh*t?”  And then it hit me…Great idea, Mom!  It will take a dirty spin and become unicorn poop, instead!  She doesn’t want the credit for encouraging me,  but I still thank her.  Haha.  BTW:  These things are sparkly to the max.  Even more-so than ANY art project.”

The poop, she says, is made of sugar cookies, rainbow dragees, rainbow star sprinkles, white sparkle gel, and rainbow disco dust.

Kristylynn shows you how to make them over on instructables, of course, because that’s what the website is FOR.


I got curious about what other unicorn-related ingestibles are out there, besides, like, unicorn cupcakes and other things that seem pretty obvious (and delicious, don’t get me wrong) – unicorn steak? Kidding! Oh, wow, I am going to hell for that one – and managed to find a recipe for a unicorn cocktail. Well, there are a few out there but this one was the most disgusting looking:

Unicorn Recipe
1 dash Midori Melon Liqueur
1 part Vodka
1 part Brandy
1 part Coffee Liqueur
1 dash Cointreau
2 parts Irish Cream
2 parts Milk


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