I’m generally sick of zombies. You guys, we’ve done ALL WE CAN with the zombie apocalypse. There are dozens of movies – like Zombieland and Sean of the Dead – and books on how to survive the zombie apocalypse – like The Zombie Survival Guide – and cutesy reimaginings like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and a TV show about the zombie apocalypse called The Walking Dead, there’s a zombie walk…and there’s ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN DO WITH ZOMBIES. They are not that multi-purpose. They eat people, often brains. They…are scary? They…what? What do they do? They’re not even as flexible as vampires, which are already limited, if you’re not a 15-year-old girl. I’m sick of the farking zombie craze.
But today I saw this.
Zombie gnomes. I think. And well, there are some people out there with original ideas after all. I wish I knew who they were. (Link)