Dudes put themselves through 2 1/2 hours of simulated labour pains

Fake Labour

Wow. Hats off the these Dutch guys who went through 2 1/2 hours of simulated labour contractions.

You know, I’m kind of glad that I’ve been told I should have a c-section when my kid comes in March. Childbirth is scary.

Dennis Storm and Valerio Zeno are the hosts of the Dutch TV show “Guinea Pigs.” They went to what looks like a birthing centre and had electrodes strapped to their stomachs, through which they experienced simulated contractions that increased in intensity over a couple of hours.

True, most women I know went through more like 30 hours of labour. And these guys didn’t have to go through the entire pregnancy or the months of breastfeeding, and they could go have a cocktail after this and I CAN’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I HAD A GODDAM COCKTAIL. But it’s something.

I got a good belly laugh out of watching.

According to Jezebel.com, Storm and Zeno also one time cooked and ate a fry-up in fat retrieved from liposuction.

Source: Jezebel

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