“I am looking for someone to attend Harvard University pretending to be me for four years, starting August 2014. I will pay for your tuition, books, housing, transportation, and living expenses and pay $40,000 a year with a $10,000 bonus after graduation. All you have to do is attend all classes, pass all tests, and finish all assigned work, while pretending you are me.
You do not need to worry about being accepted, I have already taken care of that.”
He doesn’t say what program he’s been accepted to – medical school? law? comparative literature? philosophy? astronomy? – so I can imagine the application process for this position being a bit of a clusterfuck.
Women need not apply: “you must be a male since I have a male name.”
Harrumph. Sexist. Can we sue?