Boob enhancement cookies

f_cup_cookiesThese cookies claim to make your boobs grow.

According to Japan Trends, “The F-Cup Cookies have been deliberately and scientifically designed to help increase your bust size. It’s seems incredible but they include a 50mg dose of the Pueraria Mirifica plant, which apparently helps them give a boost to your assets.”

I am going to go ahead and suggest that this PROBABLY DOESN’T WORK.

Regardless, “the makers claim if you eat just a couple a day, you will notice the difference. Originating from here in Japan, the F-Cup Cookies have swept like wildfire across other parts of Asia.”

Wildfire, I tell you!

Can I just point out that the woman in the ad doesn’t even have particularly big boobs? Maybe she needs to eat some cookies.

 

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