Deep thoughts with Cookie MonsterPosted: February 23, 2015
My daughter has this singing Cookie Monster doll that won’t shut up after you press the talk button, which happens by accident all the time, like you step on it, or the cat lies down on it, or you take the talking box thing out and shove it in a drawer then you forget about it and shove something else into that same drawer in the middle of the night and SET OFF THE MOTHERFRAKKING COOKIE MONSTER AGAIN WAKING UP THE KID AND GODAMMITSOMUCH.
I hate that doll.
I might like it a bit better if it said things like this. I said MIGHT. I’m not good at hypotheticals.