You guys! How can you look at a picture of a DRESS!? AND FIND IT INTERESTING!? WHEN THERE ARE BAD THINGS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD!???
Quick, look at this instead.
PARTY ON JAPANESE GUY!
(You’d never know from this post that I am a professional writer and editor. What I should have written is “PARTY ON, JAPANESE GUY!” Because the way I wrote it looks like there is a party on the Japanese guy, and not like I am suggesting he continue his apparently lifelong party, which is actually my intention. Oh, well. It’s too late now. )