Send a bag of dicks as a gift

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This is actually a little kinder than sending glitter, because it’s not as messy. Send a bag of dicks! 

“Send a bag of dicks to that special someone in your life. that ex-girlfriend, annoying co-worker or terrible president that tries to shove healthcare down your throat. Shipping keeps you anonymous but with a friendly reminder to the recipient to get their daily dose of vitamin D.”

And they can actually…wait for it…EAT A BAG OF DICKS. Because they are gummy dicks, which rhymes with yummy dicks.

The site says in its “About Us” section, “This site was created to put a smile on peoples faces. It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someones day, then maybe its you who needs to eat a bag of dicks.”

I don’t get the part about vitamin D.

 

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