World’s first robot wedding happens in Japan

Gay marriage is boring. Sure, it’s new in the U.S. but we’ve been doing that shiz in Canada for ten years.*

Here’s something interesting: a robot wedding! In Japan, if course.

This is Frois and Yukirin. They are robots and they are, I presume, in love. Or one of them needs the Japanese equivalent of a green card. It’s none of my business.

There was cake and dancing and kissing, apparently. I don’t know how they met or where they went for the honeymoon because nobody tells me anything. I wasn’t even invited.

In other news I think this means we’re one step closer to Robopocalypse.**

*I kid. It’s a big deal and it’s GOOD. INTERNET MOBS, DON’T MISUNDERSTAND ME AND ACCUSE ME OF BEING UNSUPPORTIVE OF GAY MARRIAGE AND START A CAMPAIGN TO RUIN MY LIFE AS YOU SEEM TO ENJOY DOING SO MUCH!!! I AM ACTUALLY REALLY SCARED OF YOU.

**The real one, not the movie, which will probably be released regardless of which robots get married and which I really wish Paul Verhoeven was directing. BUT AGAIN NOBODY ASKED ME WHAT I THOUGHT. Nobody ever asks me.

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