I don’t get it. These jokes aren’t funny? What’s a “dad joke?”

In my house this is the sort of joke we tell all the time.

“Can you call me a cab?”

“OK, you’re a cab!”

Bwahahahahahaha!

Or how about this one:

Me: “How do you ask a deaf man if he wants to buy a rabbit?”

You: “How”

Me (SHOUTING really loud in your face): “Do you want to buy a rabbit!?”

Come on. That is comedy gold right there.