I got body painted once and it turned out to be one of the worst things I’ve ever had to endure. Standing still for hoooooooooooours, and hours, and hours. And the paint was icky, then itchy. Then there was a photoshoot (it was for some Canadian fashion magazine. I forget which one). And I think I got paid, like 75 bucks.

So, I doubt this woman is having much fun.

Still, the result is much cooler than mine was. She’s a BIRD!

The artist is Johannes Stotter, “BODYPAINTING WORLD CHAMPION 2012 category brush/sponge.” Did you there was a BODYPAINTING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP (in all caps, no less), and that is has categories???

Stotter also does frogs. And other things. Check out the video below.

(Via The Daily Mail)

LOL is all I have to say.

My friend posted a picture of himself on Facebook with his cat on his head, and that is my favourite picture of the day.

My other favourite pictures of the day? These.

Redditor and genius OB1FBM explains, “I participated in one of the biggest Magic: the Gathering tournaments of all time this weekend. In an effort to document it, I posed for pictures near people with exposed asscracks. I present to you Grand Prix Richmond Crackstyle.”

This project really requires no further explanation.

(If you want to see more mancracks go to OB1′s Imgur page)

Bored? Old Spice has a thing where you can type in a Huey Lewis song and a hairpiece will play it on piano.

I used to wear a wig sometimes, back in the 1990s, for fun. It never did anything interesting by itself.

Go here to amuse yourself: https://www.thatsthepowerofhair.com/#/

This is really good.

Smoukahontas (I’m sure it’s her real name) of Finland demonstrates what foreign languages sound like, using gibberish.

She says, “Me goofing around, showing what certain languages sound like to me. The sentences in this video are made up apart from a few exceptions. Dont take it too seriously! Im retarded :)”

I know some people who would be supermad about her use of the word “retarded.”

Here is an American Apparel model busting moves to Technotronic’s “Pump Up The Jam.”

Now “Pump Up The Jam” is stuck in my head. This is not actually as rare an occurrence as one might imagine. I actually get “Pump Up The Jam” stuck in my head on a fairly regular basis. I have no idea why this is. But it is.

And now here’s someone tickling a meerkat.

This is so cool. This guy Damien Walters is a free runner, which I guess means he runs upside down. It’s like a roller coaster, but a lot more work and way scarier in its own way, but not for us, because we’re not doing it.

I feel it bears noting that running a loop de loop has nothing whatsoever to do with drinking Pepsi Max. Advertising is weird.

(via Mashable)

This is actually amazing.

I have mixed feeling about symphonic metal, metal acts playing with orchestras, and string covers of metal tracks (which are usually Metallica tracks). But this? This.  THIS.

These guys are Luka Sulic and Stjepan Hauser of Croatia, known as 2Cellos.

This little genius named Danielle Lei raked in the dough selling Girl Scout cookies outside the Green Cross cannabis dispensary in San Francisco this week.

She’s going to go far in life, I bet. The Girl Scouts of Northern Cali are fine with the idea. 

“Girls are selling cookies, and they and their parents pick out places where they can make good sales,” Dana Allen, the director of marketing and communications told Mashable. “The mom decided this was a place she was comfortable with her daughter being at … We’re not telling people where they can and can’t go if it’s a legitimate business.”

Not so the Girl Scouts of Colorado. When a photoshopped pic of three Scouts selling cookies outside of medical marijuana store recently surfaced online, they Tweeted:

If you are wondering, we don’t allow our Girl Scouts to sell cookies in front of marijuana shops or liquor stores/bars.

— Girl Scouts of Colo. (@GSColo) February 12, 2014

No vision.

(Via Mashable, image: Green Cross)