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This is not a parrot

elizabeth bromstein — Thu, 20 Mar 2014 02:24:06 +0000

I got body painted once and it turned out to be one of the worst things I’ve ever had to endure. Standing still for hoooooooooooours, and hours, and hours. And the paint was icky, then itchy. Then there was a photoshoot (it was for some Canadian fashion magazine. I forget which one). And I think I got paid, like 75 bucks.

So, I doubt this woman is having much fun.

Still, the result is much cooler than mine was. She’s a BIRD!

The artist is Johannes Stotter, “BODYPAINTING WORLD CHAMPION 2012 category brush/sponge.” Did you there was a BODYPAINTING WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP (in all caps, no less), and that is has categories???

Stotter also does frogs. And other things. Check out the video below.

(Via The Daily Mail)

Doggie igloo clown car

elizabeth bromstein — Wed, 19 Mar 2014 02:08:30 +0000

LOL is all I have to say.

Meerkat gets tickled, laughs

elizabeth bromstein — Thu, 27 Feb 2014 03:22:28 +0000

And now here’s someone tickling a meerkat.

Horse head squirrel feeder

elizabeth bromstein — Sat, 22 Feb 2014 18:14:23 +0000

This just made me LOL. The indignity!

Here it is in action outside, just for another angle, with grass.

(Via Laughing Squid)

Buy it here

Squirrel hides nut in dog’s coat

elizabeth bromstein — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 10:32:22 +0000

Here’s a squirrel hiding his nut in a dog’s fur. The dog is all, “Oh, he there, dude. Whatcha?…sure…whateves.”

Also, PET SQUIRREL. His name is Wally and there are scads of videos of him on YouTube.

There are people who will be horrified that he’s not in the wild, but he seems pretty happy.

This gets me every time

elizabeth bromstein — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 21:03:50 +0000

I know this is old and you’ve all seen it but my friend Steph just reposted it and it’s so funny and this is my blog and I’ll do whatever I want. It’s the cat playing the theremin. Hahahahaha! Look! THE CAT IS PLAYING THE THEREMIN. Comedy gold right there. Comedy gold.

Two-nosed doggie

elizabeth bromstein — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 03:35:22 +0000

This is Snuffles. He’s five months old and he has two noses. Apparently, he’s been rejected by four owners because of his condition – which sounds suspect, but OK – and now he’s found a new forever home with a Scottish family.

Hip hip Hooray!

Snuffles has four nostrils and can move his noses independently of each other. I don’t actually think he even looks that weird.

(via The Daily Mail)

Awwwwwww! How romantic.

elizabeth bromstein — Wed, 05 Feb 2014 03:55:41 +0000

I don’t really feel the need to say anything about this. (via Love Is Lame)

A funny cat video! Because you’ve never seen one before!

elizabeth bromstein — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 02:32:04 +0000

Farking ingrates. You give them everything and what do they do when you fall?

This is pretty hilarious.

(via Miss Cellania)

CAT DOES SUPERAMAZING SKATEBOARD TRICKS!

elizabeth bromstein — Tue, 21 Jan 2014 04:08:23 +0000

I have no idea what’s going on, so here’s a cat on a skateboard…

What? And he does tricks! Really impressive tricks, like jumping over a rottweiller.

I swear, my cats suck. All they do is whine for canned food even though they ALREADY HAVE DISHES FULL OF CANNED FOOD. Lately they have taken to waking me up in the middle of the night to demand food, even though, as I have mentioned, they already have food, food they have liked since they decided they didn’t like the food before it, but have now decided they don’t like. Stupid cats. (Oh God, I hope they don’t read my blog or I’ll pay for that comment later)

Oh, and the skateboard is remote controlled and named Ollie.

Of course it is.

(via Laughing Squid)