Weird Craigslist ad for feline lap surrogate. Need a job?

Lap Surrogate

Some people really like their kitties. I am very curious as to what this Craigslist poster does for a living that they can afford $60 a day, PLUS two meals, to hire a lap surrogate.

That cat is probably going to grow up to be very spoiled.

(via: Reddit)


True facts about sloths

“The sloth is a relative of the anteater and the aardvark. Science isn’t sure how they became relatives but they’re sure that it involved a kinky night with an elephant and a rattlesnake.”


Robots play Mötörhead

CompressorHead

Here are some robots playing Mötörhead. These guys are apparently called Compressorhead (though, I think they should be Cömprressörhead) and are from Australia.

They are Stickboy, Fingers and Bones, comprising “the world’s heaviest metal band” and their website says:

“Stickboy (drums) was created to exacting specifications. 4 arms, 2 legs, 1 head, no brain. he plays a Pearl 14 piece kit with double kick. stickboy junior, the bastard child of an unknown mother takes control of the hihat shuffle. inception date 2007

Fingers (guitar) joined stickboy in 2009 and brings 78 purpose built fingers, enough to play the entire fret board and pluck.

Bones (bass) is the highest precision bass player in known existence, and the youngest member of the band. inception date 2012.”

Suckit, meatbags.


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