A funny cat video! Because you’ve never seen one before!
Posted: January 30, 2014 Filed under: Animals, Cute, Funny Comments Off on A funny cat video! Because you’ve never seen one before!Farking ingrates. You give them everything and what do they do when you fall?
This is pretty hilarious.
(via Miss Cellania)
Swedish marines perform Greased Lightning
Posted: January 28, 2014 Filed under: Funny, Good Times, pop culture, Uncategorized Comments Off on Swedish marines perform Greased LightningOh my god! Like, two days ago my husband and I were in the kitchen singing Greased Lightning and noting what a filthy song it is for a movie that was rated PG-13 in 1978.
“You won’t get any shit, cuz you’re gettin’ lots of tit…”
“You are supreme, the chicks’ll cream for Grease Lightning…”
“You know that I ain’t bragging, she’s a real pussy wagon…”
I mean whaaaaaaaat? Even today this would be racy for PG-13. Dudes blowing each other’s heads off and dismembering the bodies, sure, but PUSSY WAGON? Chicks’ll cream? Ohemgee.
So, maybe that’s why I appreciate this video of Swedish Marines recreating Greased Lightning as much as I do. Or because it’s they’re ADORABLE. Come on. Where can I get a Swedish Marine of my very own? Is there, like, a pound or a shelter or something? PM me!
Indie movie trailer parody
Posted: January 23, 2014 Filed under: Entertainment, Funny Comments Off on Indie movie trailer parodyThis is pretty funny. Not as funny as this but amusing nonetheless.
CAT DOES SUPERAMAZING SKATEBOARD TRICKS!
Posted: January 21, 2014 Filed under: Animals, Cute, Neat things, Whoa Comments Off on CAT DOES SUPERAMAZING SKATEBOARD TRICKS!I have no idea what’s going on, so here’s a cat on a skateboard…
What? And he does tricks! Really impressive tricks, like jumping over a rottweiller.
I swear, my cats suck. All they do is whine for canned food even though they ALREADY HAVE DISHES FULL OF CANNED FOOD. Lately they have taken to waking me up in the middle of the night to demand food, even though, as I have mentioned, they already have food, food they have liked since they decided they didn’t like the food before it, but have now decided they don’t like. Stupid cats. (Oh God, I hope they don’t read my blog or I’ll pay for that comment later)
Oh, and the skateboard is remote controlled and named Ollie.
Of course it is.
(via Laughing Squid)
Chicken police break up bunny fight
Posted: January 17, 2014 Filed under: Animals, Cute, Funny, Uncategorized Comments Off on Chicken police break up bunny fightA friend just posted this video, from back in 2006, on Facebook.
What happens is the bunnies get into a scrap and the chicken cops come along and are like, “OK guys. Break it up, break it up.” And the bunnies do what they’re told. I wish someone as effective as these chickens was working my street. Some guy was stabbed on the sidewalk a couple of doors down from me last month. Real talks.
Six-year-old B-Girl is pretty terrific!
Posted: January 17, 2014 Filed under: Cute, Kids, Neat things, pop culture Comments Off on Six-year-old B-Girl is pretty terrific!This Terra. She’s a B-Girl and she’s six years old. I could totally do that, I just don’t want to OK?
Husky says “Nooooooo!” to going in the kennel
Posted: January 16, 2014 Filed under: Animals, Cute, Funny Comments Off on Husky says “Nooooooo!” to going in the kennelThis made me laugh. His name is Blaze and he’s 11 months old. He doesn’t want to go in the kennel. Nooooooo!
Deep fried PB&J Burger, delicious or disgusting?
Posted: January 15, 2014 Filed under: Food, Weird Comments Off on Deep fried PB&J Burger, delicious or disgusting?I’m not usually the sort of person who looks at those weird, coronary-inducing contemporary food concoctions, like poutine stuffed pizza, and sneers “Ew. Look at all that fat and calories! That’s disgusting!” I usually think they look delicious. But this one is kind of disgusting.
It’s a deep fried PB&J Burger, available for a limited time at a place called PYT, in Philadelphia (I don’t know if it has anything to do with the Michael Jackson song, but I hope so). The thing apparently clocks in at 2000 calories.
I can get behind the kettle chip-encrusted peanut butter & jelly sandwiches, but it kind of loses me at the big slab of meat topped with bacon in the middle. Don’t get me wrong. I can also get behind slabs of meat topped with bacon, I’m just not sure about the total combo. I think I’d lose the burger and put the bacon inside the deep fried sammich. Yum. Now we’re talking chicken.
(via Daily Mail)
Sherlock, The Musical!
Posted: January 14, 2014 Filed under: Neat things, pop culture Comments Off on Sherlock, The Musical!It’s Sherlock, The Musical! This needs to go to the stage.
Restaurant releases menu of pot pairings
Posted: January 14, 2014 Filed under: Cute, pop culture Comments Off on Restaurant releases menu of pot pairingsTo celebrate the legalization of marijuana, a Colorado sushi restaurant, Hapa Sushi, released a menu of pot pairings. Unfortunately, you can’t actually smoke pot in the restaurant.
(via Blazenfluff)